CUCUMBER SEX

Have you ever caught your girlfriend having sex with a cucumber?

This story deals with the sometimes comical subject of Fruit Fucking.

If your girl has fruit laying around there could be a chance she is having a little fun with them instead of eating them.

I was at a bar one night and met this chick. She was wild and wanted to experience something new. We went to my car and started to make out. One thing led to another and we finally made it back to my house.

She asked if I had any more beer in the fridge that she could drink. I said of course and opened a couple of beers and we started to kiss and I took off her shirt right there in my kitchen.

She hit her knees and started to suck on my cock while I sipped my beer. She slurped up and down my stiff dick and I needed another beer so I reached in the fridge and grabbed not just a beer but a cold cucumber I had sitting on the top shelf in the fridge. I said "you mentioned you wanted to try something new" - and her eyes lit up. She laughed I told her I was serious, she said "OK."

She slid her skirt off and bent over. I pulled off her panties and slapped my cock on her butt cheeks before sliding the cucumber around her ass and she pulled her cheeks apart and I slipped the cucumber in and out of her vagina.

She seemed to enjoy it very much as I pushed the whole thing in! I don't think she ever experienced an orgasm produced by a drunk with a vegetable, but tonight was her night and she loved sex with a cucumber.

This is just another example of what a good night beer, and sex with cucumbers can bring you and your sex partner.

Want to see live insertions and sex with vegetables: Insertion Cams.